by André Faust (April 1, 2017)
Hot off the press, the Blogger has been disintegrated by a new phaser rifle that was purchased by the city of Phredericton. Mayor Spikey said the 1,000,000 was worth spending because it is the latest technology that is 10,000 years ahead of its time. Police Chief Sphich had made a request saying that it is a must tool to keep the citizens of Phredericton safe.
Last night they had their chance to test the new toy when an anonymous caller called Grime Poppers and told them that the Blogger was armed and dangerous. Using that tip Phredericton Police, in a military style of attack raided the blogger’s residence and vaporised him without question with their new phaser rifle.
It was later revealed that there was no truth to the allegation about the Blogger being armed and dangerous. When Chief Sphich was asked about it. She said that “it was just a clerical error from Grime Poppers, it’s unfortunate but accidents do happen. We have to move on and turn a new page.”